I was in a shop today and I overhead one assistant say to another, “Well, Stan, what did you buy your wife for Valentine’s?”
Stan replied,”A snow shovel!” Then he added, “I think she was a bit disappointed……. well, it hasn’t snowed!”
Which just goes to show, what I always say – there are some great lines of dialogue out there, for the taking, if you just keep your ears open!
As for me… well, I’m treating ‘him indoors’ to a curry tonight! But not just any old curry… no! We’re off to Morrisons’ cafe (two curries for £8.50, including a drink each!). No-one can accusing me of not pushing the boat out!