As they say on Miranda, ‘bear with’ – it’s only for a bit longer.
5 of the stories in the collection were placed in competitions and the other 7 were first published in Woman’s Weekly (a little while ago, though. You’re only allowed to re-publish stories yourself 18 months after they first appear in the magazine. That’s a WW rule, anyway – other magazines may differ).
If you want to write for WW yourself – or you’re just interested in where ideas for short stories come from – then you might find this useful:
I used to work in an office with a girl – let’s call her Denise – who happily chattered away about her family all day and unwittingly gave me several lines of dialogue, a couple of great characters and some plot ideas for stories. The nervy mother in ‘The Worst That Could Happen’ is based on Denise’s own mother, the title and subsequent dialogue in ‘Love You A Hundred’ comes directly from something her little boy once said and the classic line ‘I come to work for a rest!’ uttered by a character in ‘Accidents Will Happen’, well that’s a direct quote from Denise. Bless her.
So, if you have chatty colleagues that you feel like punching, DON’T! Tune in! They might be a great source of inspiration. Just make sure, if you use anything you overhear them saying, that you change names (at least!) and preferably a lot more, so that no-one can be identified or offended!
2. Newspapers & Notices
I got the idea for the first story in the collection, ‘Knitting for Zambia’, from a notice pinned up in my local library, asking people to ‘Knit for Zambia. Any colour except white.’ White, the notice explained, ‘is the colour of mourning in Zambia’. Then I asked myself ‘what if?’ ‘What If someone knitted something in white…? And the story took off from there.
The story ‘Heroes, Just for One Day’ originated from a small item in a newspaper. A man had been denied access to a bus, by its driver, because he was two minutes early (he had one of those off-peak passes). He was so incensed, that he told the driver he’d race him to the next stop and then he’d have to let him on board….
The inspiration for ‘The Curse of The Sheep Baby’ also came from a newspaper article. And, interestingly, the new Chinese Year this February is the year of the sheep (or goat) again. (Which just shows how long ago it was, that I got that idea!). According to the article I read, in some parts of China, pregnant women wanted to be induced, so that they didn’t have a ‘sheep baby’. They’re supposed to be unlucky.
I always scour notice boards – in village halls, shop windows, supermarkets, anywhere. I’ve had more than one idea from a notice board. And newspapers (dare I say it, the tabloids, rather than the broadsheets) are often great for story ideas but you need to look out for small, human interest stories rather than the big stories, that lots of people will write about.
3. The Radio
I love Paul O’Grady on Radio 2 on a Sunday afternoon. Listening to his programme during a drive home one weekend, gave me the idea for ‘A Certain Someone’. A listener had written in about his wife, who had once, when they were young and still courting, rescued him from a tree, by carrying a ladder half a mile across a field. That’s just a gift for a writer, isn’t it?
I’ve started listening to Radio 4 in my car, since the beginning of the year. As much as I love singing along to Radio 2 (and I still won’t be giving up Paul O’Grady), I’ve decided that it is a bit of a waste of all those hours that I spend driving. (Remember, I live in the MON – Middle of Nowhere). So, now I’m tuning into Woman’s Hour and The Archers and learning all kinds of interesting stuff, some of which may well find its way into a story or two…
It’s hard to say that word, isn’t it? You know what I mean though: ‘Richard of York Gave Battle In Vain’, is the mnemonic that helps you remember the colours of the rainbow (red, orange, yellow and all that jazz); you can remember the fate of the 8 wives of Henry VIII if you recite this little ditty, ‘ divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived’ (of course, you then have to remember their names, but I can’t find a mnemonic for that).
There are lots more here.
Anyway, I can’t remember exactly why or how, but I used the mnemonic for the order of the planets in the solar system: ‘My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles’* as the inspiration for a story in the collection, which is about a step-family and a slightly-neurotic mother who has declared her intention to go on a one-way trip to Mars (my mum used to say she was going to jump out of the window. She laughs when I mention that now and says she was ‘only joking!’… hmmm).
*If you’re looking for Pluto, remember poor old Pluto got demoted in 2006.
My e-book short story collection,’Paperchase and Other Stories‘ is for sale on Amazon, at just £1.99.